From 1c62133cc2272df7a96ecd83a70147be82b70209 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Stevan Freeborn <65925598+StevanFreeborn@users.noreply.github.com> Date: Wed, 18 Feb 2026 11:31:51 -0600 Subject: [PATCH] talk: initial draft of script and presentation --- slides/ai.com/index.md | 148 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ slides/ai.com/script.md | 75 ++++++++++++++++++++ 2 files changed, 223 insertions(+) create mode 100644 slides/ai.com/index.md create mode 100644 slides/ai.com/script.md diff --git a/slides/ai.com/index.md b/slides/ai.com/index.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..b229248 --- /dev/null +++ b/slides/ai.com/index.md @@ -0,0 +1,148 @@ +--- +title: The $70 Million Loading Spinner +theme: default +layout: center +class: text-center +fonts: + sans: "CaskaydiaCove Nerd Font Mono" +--- + +# The $70 Million Loading Spinner + +--- +layout: center +--- + +# The New "Jade Seal" + +
+
+
DOMAIN SOLD: APRIL 2025
+
+ ai.com +
+
+ PRICE: $XX,XXX,XXX +
+
+
+
The Buyer?
+ +
+ Kris Marszalek +
+
+ CEO, Crypto.com +
+
+
+
+ + +
+ ⚠ ALERT: The Crypto Bros have entered the chat. +
+
+ +--- +layout: default +--- + +# The Economics of a Billboard + +
+
+
$70M
+
+
+
+
DOMAIN
+
+ +
+
$8M
+
+
SUPER BOWL
+
+
+ +
+
$500
+
ENGINEERING
+
+
+
+ +
+ Marketing-to-Engineering Ratio: 156,000 : 1 +
+
+ +--- +layout: center +--- + +# The Ghost of Super Bowls Past + +
+
+
2000
+
Pets.com & The Dot Coms
+
CRASHED
+
+
+
2022
+
FTX & Coinbase
+
CRASHED
+
+
+
2025
+
15 AI Commercials
+
LOADING...
+
+
+ +--- +layout: center +class: text-center +--- + +# The Ultimate Metaphor + +
+
+
+
+
+
+
+ https://ai.com +
+
+
+

503

+

Service Unavailable

+

The server is temporarily unable to service your request due to maintenance downtime or capacity problems.

+
+
+
+
+
+
+ +
+ A $70M Front Door leading to an empty room. +
+
+ +--- +layout: center +--- + +# Vibes-Based Raising + +
+
+ "Agentic AI" or API Wrapper? +
+
diff --git a/slides/ai.com/script.md b/slides/ai.com/script.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..058c425 --- /dev/null +++ b/slides/ai.com/script.md @@ -0,0 +1,75 @@ +[VISUAL: Face Camera] + +"The tech world has a new 'Jade Seal,' and it cost $70 million." + +"When a technology transitions from being defined by its researchers to being defined by record-shattering marketing spends, it has officially entered its most speculative phase." + +[CLICK] + +"And if you are looking for a sign that the AI bubble has transitioned from 'transformative technology' to 'speculative frenzy', well I found it." + +[CLICK] + +"The domain ai.com was taken off the board in April 2025." + +"But the buyer wasn't a laboratory full of researchers. It wasn't OpenAI or Google." + +[CLICK] + +"It was Kris Marszalek, the CEO of Crypto.com." + +[CLICK] + +"We have entered a phase of financial nihilism. The 'crypto bros' have officially entered the chat, I'll be willing to bet they are bringing with them an appetite for quick exits driven by hype and FOMO." + +"This acquisition follows a familiar playbook: own the category by owning the name." + +"But let's look at the economics of this venture. According to the platform’s lead engineer, the budget breakdown was quite shocking." + +[CLICK] + +"$70 million for the domain." + +[CLICK] + +"$8 million for a Super Bowl ad." + +[CLICK] + +"And a mere $500 for actual engineering." + +[CLICK] + +"When your marketing-to-engineering ratio is 156,000 to 1, you are not building a product; you are building a billboard." + +[CLICK] + +"During the Super Bowl, we witnessed a full-scale tech takeover. Fifteen different commercials were dedicated to AI." + +"This is a near-perfect echo of the 2022 Super Bowl, where brands like FTX and Coinbase dominated the airwaves just months before a $2 trillion market crash." + +"It also harkens back to 2000, when 14 dot-com companies spent their last venture dollars on ads right before that bubble burst." + +"History doesn't repeat itself, but it often rhymes." + +[CLICK] + +"But the most honest moment of the entire cycle happened 60 seconds after the ai.com ad aired." + +"Millions of curious viewers typed that domain into their browsers, and the site collapsed." + +"Visitors were greeted not by the future of AGI, but by a 503 Service Unavailable error." + +[CLICK] + +"It is the ultimate metaphor for the current state of AI: a $70 million front door that leads into an empty, unscaled room." + +[CLICK] + +"We are currently in a 'vibes-based raising' phase. Many AI-agent startups are essentially wrappers around existing APIs with no real long-term moat." + +"While the technology is real, the financial architecture supporting it is built on the same nihilistic foundations as the last two market cycles." + +"When you spend $70 million on a name and only $500 on the code, the AGI you're promising isn't coming." + +"It’s just a placeholder for the next exit."