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"Welcome back to The Readme. Today we are talking about a corporate epidemic. We are talking about trading time for the comfort of 'busy'."
"This is the case against undefined recurring meetings."
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"We all know the 10:00 AM grid. You log in, and you look at a screen of boxes. One person is talking, while the rest are nodding, checking their phones, emailing, or just completely zoned out."
"We need to be honest with ourselves. Status updates are not work."
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"What this really is, is organizational procrastination disguised as collaboration. It feels like work, but nothing is actually getting done."
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"The biggest issue is how we account for the cost of these meetings. We look at a one-hour calendar block and think it costs one hour."
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"But if there are ten engineers in that meeting, the actual cost is ten hours of cumulative labor."
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"Think about it in financial terms. Would you pay a $25,000 invoice with no proof of services rendered? Because that is exactly what you do when you run a year of undefined weekly syncs."
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"Beyond the raw time, there is a hidden tax. These meetings destroy deep work."
"First, we have context switching. It takes 20 to 30 minutes to recover focus after an interruption."
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"Second, your flow state is interrupted. The actual work we do, such as coding, writing, and designing, requires long, uninterrupted blocks of time."
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"Finally, there is recovery syndrome. This is the mental fatigue and increased cortisol spent cooling off after a bad meeting."
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"So why do these meetings go off the rails? It comes down to human psychology."
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"The first culprit is Parkinson's Law of Triviality. Groups gravitate toward the easiest topics to discuss, not the most important. For example, you will spend 45 minutes debating a $500 bike shed while rubber-stamping a $10M project."
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"The second is Social Loafing. When you pack a room, there is a subconscious belief that someone else will pick up the slack. The result is a group less productive than the sum of its parts due to diffusion of responsibility."
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"Now, the common defense is that we need alignment."
"If one person is talking and everyone else is listening, you are solving a Data Transfer problem."
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"And a meeting is a massive inefficiency for transferring data."
"Synchronous communication is the most expensive medium."
"Round-robins hold the room hostage to the slowest speaker."
"And the simple fact is that the average adult reads much faster than they speak. Put it in a document."
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"To fix this, I use a strict framework. Before sending the invite, answer these 5 questions."
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"One: Why are we having this meeting?"
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"Two: What specific decision or deliverable will come out of it?"
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"Three: How will the time allocated actually be used?"
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"Four: Who needs to be there and why?"
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"And Five: Who has the final say on the decision or deliverable?"
"If you cannot answer these, delete the invite."
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"Presence does not equal productivity."
"Stop trading your most valuable resource for the comfort of appearing busy. Cancel your undefined meetings, and get back to work."